Achievements (Steam)
Acknowledged Ludonarrative Dissonance - Notice the story doesn't necessarily gel with the mechanics. Become qualified games journalist.
Almost Honest - Chicken out of telling Katie the truth at the last minute.
Gentleman - Use no violence at all on a mission that has guards.
Ghost - Leave no living witnesses to your presence on a mission that has guards.
Hammerhead Snark - Mock the chief of police at a critical moment.
I Am Better At This Than Tom Francis - Complete a mission faster than I can.
I Just Really Don't Like Gessler - Beat Fritz Gessler to death.
I May Be Some Time - Upgrade your Bullfrog Hypertrousers to maximum jump strength.
I Taste Battery Acid - Upgrade your battery capacity to the non-figurative max.
I'll Aim When I'm Dead - Upgrade your Bullfrog Hypertrousers to pounce instantly.
Intex Sympathiser - Tell Gessler that Rooke's hired you to betray him.
Knuckle Down - Knock Fritz Gessler out with a punch.
Let It Go - Free an innocent man at the expense of catching a guilty one.
Low Flying Doors - Use the Gatecrashers to kick a door into a guard.
Might As Well Have An Achievement For That Too - Use the Gatecrashers to kick a door through a window.
Mission Architect - Create a custom mission with at least one objective.
Alright, Have One! Just Stop! - This is an achievement in name only. No-one admires you for punching a guy that many times.
Breaking And Entering - Use the Gatecrashers to kick a door off its hinges.
Case Closed - Complete the game.
Case Filed - Publish your personalised epilogue.
Cat Burglar - Use the Dropshot to land silently from a great height.
Clean Record - Complete the police chief's missions without incriminating yourself.
Coming Clean - Voluntarily tell Katie the truth.
Cover Up - Conceal your presence at the DataSec break-in from Mayfield.
Crossfire - Use the Longshot to make a guard unintentionally shoot another (outside of the test lab).
Ding - Wire an elevator button to trigger something when the elevator arrives.
Payback - Catch a guilty man at the expense of freeing an innocent one.
Perfect Gentleman - Complete a mission that has guards with no violence, witnesses or loud noises.
Privacy Is Dead - Hack every laptop in the game, for no compelling reason.
Rooke Sympathiser - Steal Gessler's technology for Rooke.
Seven Story Takedown - Knock Fritz Gessler out of his office window.
Short Circuit - Use the Crosslink to create an infinite loop that burns itself out.
Necessary Force - Jump into an Enforcer to knock him through a window.
Not Really A Prank, Man - Use the Prankspasm to knock out someone who isn't standing near a power socket (outside of the test lab).
Not Worth The Bullet - Intimidate Fritz Gessler into surrendering.
On The QT - Use the Hushcracker to jump through a window silently (outside of the test lab).
Open Door Policy - Knock a guard out by opening a door into him.
Open Ended Grudge - Take your final enemy out in each of 8 known ways.
So This Is Why People Don't Like Me - Get knocked down by an opening door.
Sorry, Were You Using That? - Kick Fritz Gessler's office door into him.
Those Intex Models Jam - Defeat Gessler by rewiring his gun.
Title Finally Relevant - Help justify my early, not entirely wise choice of game name by holding someone at gunpoint with the Resolver.
Why Don't You Just Shoot Him? - Shoot Fritz Gessler.
Works Both Ways - Slam Fritz Gessler's office door into him.