Achievements (Steam)
A Flaw in the System - Learn the Lidl safe combination.
Beyond the Possible - Complete any level and its heist on Dark Souls mode.
Big Deal - Complete Swindon.
Cael Oddi Fy Tir - Play as Daffyd for the first time.
Comm Plete Wy Als Lev Al - Complete Wales.
Communist Leanings. - Make 100 consecutive left turns in SuperSnake.
Find and F*** Up - Destroy the sixth piece of evidence.
GaGa - Listen to all the radio stations.
Great Traffic Adventure - Complete the Game.
Hello, my name is Kenneth. - Met Kenneth, the manager of Lidl, Swidon!
Hunt and Kill - Destroy the third piece of evidence.
Jimmy Carr's Accountant - Get caught with only one piece of evidence left to destroy.
Know Your Enemy - Complete the tour of the M4 corridor.
Locate and Ruin - Destroy the fifth piece of evidence.
Mindless Destruction - Destroy all the scenery in the Lidl Car Park.
Now Then, Where Were We? - Destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.
Oh I Give Up - All this counting is boring.
Once For Each Year - Die as David Cameron 5 times in the same game.
Paradox - Unlock all achievements (including this one).
Practice Makes Perfect - Complete London without dying.
Prison Rules Apply - Kill all the campers before picking up the soap.
ReElection Special - Dies as David Cameron another 5 times in the same game.
Search and Destroy - Destroy the first piece of evidence.
Seek and Eliminate - Destroy the second piece of evidence.
Something from the Salad Bar - Get sliced by the harvester.
Sorry, Went For a Cuppa - Destroy the... fourteenth piece of evidence?
Splat the Rat - You splat the rat.
Spud-U-Like - Listen to entire rap.
Taking it From Behind - Hit the Shagging Campers from the top.
Tally Ho! - Play as David for the first time.
Thamesting Fate - Cross the Thames 50 times without crashing.
That Can't Be Right - Definitely destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.
The Ex-Wife - Crash into the lake when the body is floating.
Total Clock Up - Crash into Big Ben while it is chiming.
Turn an Eye Blind - Crash into the London Eye while it is spinning fast.
Twiddling the Bits - Visit the options screen.
Uncover and Cover Up - Destroy the fourth piece of evidence.
Who Are These Guys!? - In the London Heist crash into any four of the portaits on the walls.
wot u lookin at - Play as Darren for the first time.