Achievements (Steam)
(Love Is) Thicker Than Water - Unlocked the Inflatiboat For Cars.
25 or 6 to 4 - Reach a 35x multiplier.
Angry Eyes - In "Limocide", take out 50 pedestrians.
Assistant Professor - In "The Great Hunt", find 6 regions.
Baby Come Back - Die 360 times.
Baby on Board - Aggressively warn a dozen pedestrians with the Trafffic Coner.
Better Than Mama - Get a better eSports Speedrun Time than the No Goblin team.
Cold as Ice - Unlocked the Multiplier Freezer.
Disco Inferno - In "Destruction Derby", take out 8 cars.
Feels Like the First Time - Purchase something from The Chrome Dome.
Feels So Good - Reach 100% completion on a mission.
Fire and Rain - In "Death from Above", survive for 30 seconds.
Fly Like an Eagle - Purchase a pet eagle.
For the Love of Money - Collect every Cash Stash.
Gonna Fly Now - Accomplish every Sick Jump.
Hotel Roundabout - Purchase some property.
I Will Survive - Survive the Mountain Fair Demolition Derby without exploding.
I've Covered Wars, You Know - Revolve over 53,596 times.
I've Made a Huge Mistake - Make a huge mistake.
It's Tuesday! - Stand still for a minute of silence at The Memorial.
Keep on Truckin' - Unlocked the Traffic Coner.
Low Rider - Discover all of the horns.
Play That Funky Music - Unlocked the Beary Nice Music Box.
Pope on the Ropes - In "Farming Simulator 1977", complete your farming in under 40 seconds.
Possession Obsession - Purchase every hat and paint job.
Ring My Bell - Unlocked the Pickup Finder.
Rubberband Man - Unlocked the Reverser Wheel.
Smoke & Mirrors - Drive the entire "classic" length of Desert Limo without crashing.
Star Power - Collect every star in a single ride.
Still the One - Collect every star in every ride.
Straight to the Pool Room - In "Ball Bouncers", bounce the ball at least 12 times.
Sweet Freedom - In "Run Like Crazy", get 150 yards away.
That's Where The Happy People Go - View the "How's Your Driving" screen outside of the DMV ride. Useful, isn't it?
The Horn Proclaimers - Honk your horn 500 times, then honk your horn 500 more.
Tijuana Taxi - Drove straight for Beth.
True Maximilian - Purchase every property.
Welcome to eSports - Complete your first eSports Speedrun Challenge.
What a Fool Believes - Reach 100% completion for the entire game.
Wheels of Steel - Complete an eSports Speedrun without exploding.
You Spin Me Right Round - Follow a lady into the big smoke.